Today's Sunday Funnies 9_6

  • Sep 6, 2020
  • Michael Blank
  • Category: Prayer Alerts

Do you remember the SUNDAY Funnies – they were colored comic strips that brought us laughter and a sense of fun from the “bad news” of the world as reported.

What we need now is some comic relief – light-hearted fun to help us LAUGH again!

Please enjoy these JOKES and share them with your others that you LOVE!

Here is a LINK = https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/blondie/  Actual comic strips

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Vegetables are a must on my diet. I suggest eating carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie, as a start.

 

The BEST weight you will ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

 

Stop complaining about your life. There are people out there who are dating your ex.

 

IF Nancy can be “tricked” by a neighborhood salon stylist . . . . should we trust her with top secret security clearance?  Just sayin’

 

COFFEE??  You mean starter fluid for the morning impaired?

 

To all those ‘pro athletes’ who think we are listening to you – IF I wanted advice from someone good at chasing a ball, I would listen to my dogs.

 

Do you know YODA’s last name?   Layheehoo!

 

I know he is a Zombie, but at least I found a guy that wants me for my brains!

 

Common Sense is like deodorant. People who need it the most NEVER use it!

 

My alone time is for everyone’s safety!  Know what I mean?

 

On the Internet you can BE anything you want to be.  Amazingly so many people choose to be STUPID!

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