Today's Sunday Funnies 6_28

  • Jun 28, 2020
  • Michael Blank
  • Category: Prayer Alerts

Do you remember the SUNDAY Funnies – they were colored comic strips that brought us laughter and a sense of fun from the “bad news” of the world as reported.

What we need now is some comic relief – light-hearted fun to help us LAUGH again!

Please enjoy these JOKES and share them with your others that you LOVE!

Here is a LINK =  Actual comic strips


Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards a swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water!


I find it ironic that the colors Red, White & Blue stand for FREEDOM until they are flashing lights behind you.


People from the South don’t tell you when you’re about to miss your exit. They just wait until you pass it and ask – Where are you going?


If you “think” that nobody cares if you are ALIVE – try missing a couple of payments!


Oh IF ONLY Liar’s pants really did catch FIRE!  Watching the news would be so much more entertaining, especially in Congress!


Did you hear about Bruce Lee’s vegan brother – Broco Lee?


Here is a JOKE for all of you “mind readers” out there . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


So the cops came to my house today and told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike. I told them it could not be my dog cause he doesn’t own a bike!


If you find yourself in a pickle, just relish it!


I propose a new name for a brand of toilet paper:  FINAL TOUCH! Any suggestions?


Gonna ask my Mom if that offer to SLAP me into next year is still on the table!


THINK ABOUT IT! Language rules that make no cents.

I before E – Except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.  That is TRUE!

Which is heavier a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?  WATER, because butane is a lighter fluid.