Today's Sunday Funnies 5_24

  • May 24, 2020
  • Michael Blank
  • Category: Prayer Alerts

Do you remember the SUNDAY Funnies – they were colored comic strips that brought us laughter and a sense of fun from the “bad news” of the world as reported.

What we need now is some comic relief – light-hearted fun to help us LAUGH again!

Please enjoy these JOKES and share them with your others that you LOVE!

Here is a LINK = https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/blondie/  Actual comic strips

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Police have been contacted in response to the murder hornets. They are using a SWAT team to setup a STING operation.

 

Please take your clothes out of the closet regularly, air them out and allow them to stand in sunlight. Recent studies show that if clothes are kept in closets over this LOCKDOWN – they shrink!

 

Celebrate Ben Franklin’s birthday – Go Fly a KITE!

The older we get, the better we use to be!

So in retrospect in 2015, not one single person got the answer right to:  “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

 

If we ALL started wearing masks with “TRUMP 2020” on them, how long before the “experts” decided that we don’t need the masks anymore?  Jus sayn’

 

I’m old enough to remember when mentally ill people were put into Hospitals and not in Congress! – Let that sink in!

 

I wiped my TV screen with anti-virus wipes today. I lost CBS News; ABC News; NBC News; MSNBC; some Fox News Channels and even CCN – just sayn’ it really works!

 

As summer arrives, do we dig out our shorts or do we cut the legs off our pajamas?    I’m asking for a friend!

 

Don’t spell part backwards!  It’s a trap!

 

Land O’ Lakes BUTTER finally took Elizabeth Warren’s picture off their packaging. Jus sayn’

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