Today's Sunday Funnies 10_25
- Oct 25, 2020
- Michael Blank
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Do you remember the SUNDAY Funnies – they were colored comic strips that brought us laughter and a sense of fun from the “bad news” of the world as reported.
What we need now is some comic relief – light-hearted fun to help us LAUGH again!
Please enjoy these JOKES and share them with your others that you LOVE!
Here is a LINK = https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/blondie/ Actual comic strips
To “borrow” a line from comedian Michael Jr – I hope you laugh your MASKS OFF!
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What if slugs are just snails going through a divorce – Yep she got the house!
Look, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. But we have to make this work for the kids! This is what I say to my swimsuit before taking them – the kids to the public pool.
I’m thinking of leaving my body to science. Even scientist can use a Good Laugh now & then!
Some days the best thing about my job is that the chair spins!
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear! Unless it’s 3:am and you’re home alone and you do NOT have a baby.
Hey I found your nose – it was in my business AGAIN!
Haunted French pancakes give me the Crepes!
Dear shaving commercials – STOP shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress then shave a gorilla. Just sayn’
Just wanted you to know I have entered the ‘snapdragon’ phase of my life. Part of me has snapped and the rest of me is draggin . . . .
Anyone else feel like Halloween is UNNECESSARY this year? I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for 8 months now, I don’t think I need a day dedicated to it anymore . . . Just sayn’
My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said – NO, we all seem to enjoy it!
I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as a “Exhibit A” – Imagine that!
When people ask you – What do YOU DO? Answer the with – Whatever it takes!
If you judge me by my past, then don’t be surprised when you become part of it!
Someone said to me – Your face looks very familiar. I said – I know, I’ve had it a long time!
Some people tell me to be myself, but I always get into trouble when I do that!
You know that you are really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves!
I just ordered a “Life Alert” bracelet so IF I get a Life, I will be notified immediately by a trained operator.
Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring! Spend a minute or two in my head and that will freak you out – Just sayn’ Welcome to my world!
My neighbor just yelled at her kids so LOUD that I even brushed my teeth and went to bed!
Accept your Past without regrets, Handle your present with confidence, & Face your future WITHOUT FEAR!
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This is the ultimate Choice between Socialism & FREEDOM!
Remember NOT to VOTE is to VOTE!
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