Today's Sunday Funnies 10_25

  • Oct 25, 2020
  • Michael Blank
  • Category: Prayer Alerts

Do you remember the SUNDAY Funnies – they were colored comic strips that brought us laughter and a sense of fun from the “bad news” of the world as reported.

What we need now is some comic relief – light-hearted fun to help us LAUGH again!

Please enjoy these JOKES and share them with your others that you LOVE!

Here is a LINK = https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/blondie/  Actual comic strips

To “borrow” a line from comedian Michael Jr – I hope you laugh your MASKS OFF!

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What if slugs are just snails going through a divorce – Yep she got the house!

 

Look, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. But we have to make this work for the kids! This is what I say to my swimsuit before taking them – the kids to the public pool.

 

I’m thinking of leaving my body to science. Even scientist can use a Good Laugh now & then!

 

Some days the best thing about my job is that the chair spins!

 

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear! Unless it’s 3:am and you’re home alone and you do NOT have a baby.

 

Hey I found your nose – it was in my business AGAIN!

 

Haunted French pancakes give me the Crepes!

 

Dear shaving commercials – STOP shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress then shave a gorilla.  Just sayn’

 

Just wanted you to know I have entered the ‘snapdragon’ phase of my life. Part of me has snapped and the rest of me is draggin . . . .

 

Anyone else feel like Halloween is UNNECESSARY this year?  I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for 8 months now, I don’t think I need a day dedicated to it anymore . . . Just sayn’

 

My doctor asked if anyone in my family was suffering from mental illness. I said – NO, we all seem to enjoy it!

 

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as a “Exhibit A” – Imagine that!

 

When people ask you – What do YOU DO?  Answer the with – Whatever it takes!

 

If you judge me by my past, then don’t be surprised when you become part of it!

 

Someone said to me – Your face looks very familiar. I said – I know, I’ve had it a long time!

 

Some people tell me to be myself, but I always get into trouble when I do that!

 

You know that you are really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves!

 

I just ordered a “Life Alert” bracelet so IF I get a Life, I will be notified immediately by a trained operator.

 

Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes, that would be boring! Spend a minute or two in my head and that will freak you out – Just sayn’    Welcome to my world!

 

My neighbor just yelled at her kids so LOUD that I even brushed my teeth and went to bed!  

 

Accept your Past without regrets, Handle your present with confidence, & Face your future WITHOUT FEAR!

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This is the ultimate Choice between Socialism & FREEDOM!

Remember NOT to VOTE is to VOTE!

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