Today's Sunday Funnies 8_2
- Aug 2, 2020
- Michael Blank
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Do you remember the SUNDAY Funnies – they were colored comic strips that brought us laughter and a sense of fun from the “bad news” of the world as reported.
What we need now is some comic relief – light-hearted fun to help us LAUGH again!
Please enjoy these JOKES and share them with your others that you LOVE!
Here is a LINK = https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/blondie/ Actual comic strips
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I got so much procrastinating done today!
My age does NOT bother me. It is the side effects!
I haven’t lost my mind! Half of it just wandered OFF and the other Half went looking for it!
I cannot believe someone broke into my garage and stole the limbo stick. Seriously how low can you go?
My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got his money for nothing and his chicks for FREE!
Why do men twist their wedding ring? Trying to figure out the combination.
Country UNITS of measurements:
Next Door = 1-2 minutes
Right up the road = 5-10 minutes
A couple of miles = 10-20 minutes
Not too far = 20-50 minutes
A little ways = over an hour
A pretty good drive = 2 hours +
Grandpa says – I’m on my second Guardian Angel. My first one quit and is now in therapy!
When you can’t think of a word say – I forget the English word for that. Then people will think you are bilingual instead of an idiot!
Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? Well, I feel that way about far too many people now days!
How old were you when you realized that “DAMMIT I’M MAD” spelled backwards is “DAMMIT I’M MAD”? Today is GOOD!
Never approach a BULL from the front, a HORSE from the rear, or an IDIOT from any direction! Just sayn’
There is an awkward moment when a ZOMBIE is looking for brains and they walk right past you!
Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X – She is never coming back and don’t as Y.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An INVESTIGATOR!
Who built King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference!
At any given time the urge to sing – The Lion Sleeps Tonight – is just a whim away! A whim away, A whim away, A whim away OOhhhhhh that is so wrong!
YOU MATTER! Unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light - then you’re energy!
It is a sad sad day for Neil Diamond fans. Due to COVID-19 the song SWEET CAROLINE is now BANNED! There will be no more: Touching hands – Reaching out – Touching me – Touching You!
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