Today's Sunday Funnies 5_17
- May 17, 2020
- Michael Blank
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Do you remember the SUNDAY Funnies – they were colored comic strips that brought us laughter and a sense of fun from the “bad news” of the world as reported.
What we need now is some comic relief – light-hearted fun to help us LAUGH again!
Please enjoy these JOKES and share them with your others that you LOVE!
Here is a LINK = https://www.arcamax.com/thefunnies/blondie/ Actual comic strips
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What do you want to bet those murdering hornets are really attracted to hand sanitizer?
Mom, I’m really sorry for all the dumb stuff I did when I was a kid. IF it helps, you only know about half of it!
Local man addicted to brake fluid – says he can stop anytime he wants . . . .
A bicycle cannot stand by itself because it is two tired!
At the store was an X on the floor by the register for me to stand. I have seen too many Road Runner cartoons and I know what is going to fail on me next when I step on the X
I can’t get out of bed. These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust! It could happen!
This LOCKDOWN can only go one of four ways – You will come out
A Monk – A Hunk – A Chunk – or A Drunk! Choose wisely people!
Cockroaches can survive a nuclear war but hit them with a newspaper and they DIE! See how dangerous the national news media is?
I’m about to pull these steaks off the grill. It’s my neighbor’s grill, but he went inside and I don’t think he can see me now!
I remember the times I was able to get up without making sound effects . . Good times!
“I’m not in charge” is Southern Lady CODE for – They’re doing it wrong! Bless your heart 8>}
I tried to make Protein Shakes, but they come out as Margaritas! Ole`
I say we close down the national media for 30 days and watch 85% of the world’s problems go away. Just sayn’
I said “Alexia – What do women want?” The thing has not shut up for seven days!
Children may be deductible but they are still taxing.
The days of good grammar has went!
Does struggling to put on your jeans count as cardio?
Six out of 7 dwarfs are NOT Happy!
People driving alone in their cars while wearing a mask are the reason why pop-tarts come with instructions. Jus sayn’
Can we put Joe Biden in an Alzheimer’s home with a mockup of the Oval Office and tell him – he WON! He will be just fine.
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